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2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT is episode 131 of Blank Check: Special Features about the ongoing March Madness 2022 tournament. Posted March 29, 2022.
Summary
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Milestones and Ephemera[]
- Chip writes all his notes with a moon-porcupine quill on the belly of the moon-porcupine.
BEn's salary as Chip's advocate is 100,000 ChipCoins a day! He did not read the contract thoroughly before he signed. He got lured by Chip's promise of exotic bones.- Chip is thinking about doing a cruise.
- The 20th Century Report format: ruminations.
- Chip produced the Oscars, from the Moon. There was a slight delay!! Co-produced with Judge Doom.
- Chip was governor of Arrakis for a while.
- March Madness is so mad only Chip Smith can make sense of it!
- Buster and 70's Altman now join Beatty, Brest, Fosse, and Dante as directors who are retired from the bracket but they'll do eventually.
- Seeded haphazardly!
- Is Fritz Lang still kickin? Parts of him. 132 years old. Pretty cool!
- Both Mel Brooks and Marie murdered Don Bluth.
- Is Chip making
BEn less funny??? Unfortunately when he signed the contract, Chip siphoned off the B. BEn loves contraptions.- Next series is #NotAllBatmen! (aka All the other Batman movies they haven't covered yet)
Predictions[]
| Prediction | Predictor | Outcome |
|---|---|---|
| Lang v. Brooks | Marie | β |
| If Brooks can beat Welles, he can beat Kubrick | Griffin | βπ |
| Kubrick bodies Lang | Griffin | β |
| BROOKS WINS | Griffin, Marie | β |
| KUBRICK WINS | David, |
β |
| Moore v. Apes final | Marie, David | β |
| APES WINS | Marie | β |
References
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Blank Check PodcastThe Chip Report. 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT. Patreon. Retrieved on March 29, 2022. βChip Smith, host of the Chip Report, moon tycoon and rights holder to the twentieth century, presents another March Madness update! Produced by AJ McKeon, Music by Alex Mitchellβ