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Revision as of 02:12, 22 June 2022
- For a no bits, terrestrial version of this page, see 2022 March Madness Update 1 Presented by The Chip Report (Earth).
2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 1 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT is episode 418 of the Chip Report and episode 129 of Blank Check: Special Features, about the ongoing March Madness 2022 tournament. Posted March 20, 2022.
Summary
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Milestones and Ephemera
- Did I, antlers, add a bunch of goofy moon classes to the wiki? Yes I did! I even made a special infobox just for my new favorite podcast, The Chip Report.
- Moon wifi > cruise ship wifi
- Marie had a little trouble with the numbers because they all needed to be converted to moon numbers.
- Fosse, Beatty, and Brest are retired from the bracket. They always lose and have short filmographies? They'll just do them at some point!
- REGION 1
- Murnau and Chaplin -- two cool chill dudes.
- Metropolis was filmed in CHIP CITY, on a continent underneath the ocean.
- Eisenstein didn't invent montage, CHIP SMITH DID!
- If a silent film director wins, Griffin teased a one-reeler silent episode.
- REGION 2
- Hitchcock II is up against a much Leaner filmography in the nest round π
David'sChip's favorite bracket is region 2!- Thank GOD this isn't like Uncut Gems/2021. This year is more like Spanglish or Grown Ups 2.
- Griffin has a Blended blind spot.
- The Maurice Lamarche cameo [2]
- A Welles series would have great bits.
- REGION 3
- Tati didn't get demolished like they expected!
- Neither David nor Marie want to do Cassavetes.
- The big upset: Van Peebles beating Truffaut!
- REGION 4
- Spielberg has only appeared on the bracket one other time, and perhaps performed poorly due to proximity to Pod Me If You Cast
- Steven Spielberg's early films are better known than Dutch Verhoeven??? People don't know Kontgat Picknick?!?
- Chip made that horrible photoshop of Griffin and David as Spielberg and E.T.! [3] And Chip created E.T., like the species not the horrible puppet.
- Brooks v. Streisand -- a heartbreaker. Are they going to do Streisand anyways? Maybe!
- Marie has her knives out for Don Bluth! But David also pointed out there is a whole month of dog shit when they would have to cover Rock-a-Doodle, Thumbelina, A Troll in Central Park, The Pebble and the Penguin. Woof.
- Cimino lost to Mel Brooks by a margin of 33.5%!! Wowza! Bye bitch!
- Patreon
- The Moore Bond vs. Police Story match! Holy shit! They didn't know the results! Only 5 votes!!
- Frank trounced the MUMMP.
- Sorry, Pinhead. Ben Still loves Satan/Satan's work.
- Chip and Satan: CURRENTLY ON THE OUTS! His bud Pinhead never phones it in.
- Griffin: RoboCop 2 sucks nuts.
- "Rocky" Hudson laid some haymakers on GOD!
- Ben is a tin man stan
- Chip plays by OZ rules.
Predictions
| Prediction | Predictor | Outcome |
|---|---|---|
| Keaton overall victory in region 1 | Marie, Griffin, Chip, David | β |
| Keaton v. Arzner in region 1 final | Griffin | β |
| Keaton v. Chaplin in region 1 final | Marie | β |
| Hitchcock v. Welles in region 2 final | Griffin | β |
| Altman vs. Kubrick in region 3 final | Griffin | β |
| Spielberg v. M. Brooks in region 4 final | Marie & Griff | β |
Quotes
- CHIP: The 1940s... I feel like there were a few things that happened there. It's all a blur.
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- GRIFFIN: Cassavetes is huge on tiktok right now. He's having a real gen-z revival. Kids love eating ass and watching Killing of a Chinese Bookie.
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- CHIP: Even I hate NFTs.
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- GRIFFIN: Take us out, Chip.
- CHIP: Bye bye! ......... Fart heads. Smell you later.
References
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Blank Check PodcastThe Chip Report. 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 1 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT. Patreon. Retrieved on March 20, 2022. βChipmates! There has been a feed cede, I, Chip Smith, host of the Chip Report, am now in control of 2022 March Madness updates. Join me and the Blank Check crew News, Fuckmaster, Party B and David Sims for this first installment recorded on the moon!!! Music by Alex Mitchellβ - β u/mi-16evil. Let Orson Welles himself tell you why you should vote for him today and every day of the March Madness (as channeled by the brilliant Maurice Lamarche). reddit. Retrieved on March 21, 2022.
- β @FiveFanPS. Tweet Mar 6, 2022. Twitter. Retrieved on March 21, 2022.