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Ben-hosley

Ben Hosley (@benhosley on Twitter) is the producer of Blank Check with Griffin and David. He is a professional podcast producer, formerly for UCB Comedy and now for a variety of AudioBoom (Blank Check's main host site) podcasts.

Biography

He grew up in New Jersey and has referred to himself then as "a bad kid," noting that he purposefully liked to annoy his father, friends' parents, and other adults. Since then he has led a life rich with experiences, particularly living in New York City, and has many stories to tell. A number of Burger Reports consist of stories from Ben's time working at --CENSORED-- a Manhattan dining establishment that was frequented by fame-o's.

Ben is a great fan of obsolete technology, and thrills whenever it is featured in a movie under discussion. Examples include the Apple Newton, old-fashioned computer monitors, fax machines, and the like. He also likes big things, soakin' wet things, and vaporwave.

When the show first began Ben has said he was living in a windowless room and then would go in to work at the UCB and record in a windowless broom closet - all the while listening to #TheTwoFriends talk for hours about Star Wars nonsense. These days, though, things are better all around.

In spring 2018 he wrote and hosted a new sketch show, VAPOR 2099 in Brooklyn. And he's also been getting into fashion.

Fans of Ben may sometimes refer to themselves as Hoz-Hogs.

Nicknames

Ben is known for having a variety of nicknames mostly given to him by co-host Griffin Newman.

These include:

  • Producer Ben - originated at 0:07:32 of episode #001, In A Galaxy Far Far Away - The Phantom Podcast, as an initial title bestowed by Griffin. "Back in the saddle with Producer Ben."
  • Prodoer Ben - originated at 0:01:47 of episode #002, The Royalty of Naboo - The Phantom Podcast, explained in a later episode as "because he's a professional do-er, the Pro-doer." May have originally been the result of a typo in the credits for The Chris Gethard Show some time prior, as "Produer."
  • The Benducer - first given at 0:01:36 of episode #005, Our Performance Review - The Phantom Podcast.
  • The Poet Laureate - originated at 0:56:27 of episode #006, A Profile Of Jar Jar Binks And The Gungans - The Phantom Podcast, after Ben gave a particularly eloquent question prompt to the hosts.
  • The Meatlover - originated at 0:07:55 of episode #088, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, after Ben noted that he'd ordered a meatlover's pizza to eat at the screening of the film.
  • The Tiebreaker - originated at 0:03:33 of episode #005, Our Performance Review - The Phantom Podcast, due to Ben's assigned role as the difference maker in the event of any 1-1 tie between the hosts in the acting performance review.
  • The Fart Detective - originated at 1:04:52 of episode #086, Toruk: The First Flight, after a recount of Ben's investigations into an extraordinary odor at the concession stands during intermission at the performance.
  • Our Finest Film Critic - originated at 0:33:08 of episode #055, The Matrix Reloaded, following the revelation of what Ben's favorite thing about the film was.
  • The Peeper - originated at 0:02:17 of episode #028, A Broken Heart - Revenge Of The Podcast, as a way to highlight the fact of Ben looking on while the podcast recorded with guest Sonia Saraiya.
  • Birthday Benny - originated at 0:05:40 of episode #014, The Mysterious Planet Kamino - Attack Of The Podcast, on the occasion of recording on Ben's actual birthday.
  • Hello Fennel - originated at 0:01:41 of episode #005, Our Performance Review - The Phantom Podcast, as a malapropism by Ben. "It was like 'fellas' and 'gentlemen' all wrapped up into one."
  • Not Professor Crispy - originated at 0:07:00 of episode #042, Unbreakable. Ben had been bragging up how crisp the audio sounded before the show, so Griffin proposed Professor Crispy. The name was swiftly rejected by Ben and David but since then it has been consistently used - only in the negative.
  • The Fuckmaster - originated at 1:08:20 of episode #050, The Visit. Griffin tongue-twisted "if they see you on the streets" into "if they see you in the sheets," which inspired him to coin the new nickname.
  • Dirt-Bike Benny - originated at 0:49:32 of episode #079, Terminator 2: Judgment Day. While discussing Ben's childhood similarities to bad-kid character John Connor, Griffin was absolutely delighted to hear that Ben had a dirt-bike when he was a kid too.
  • White-Hot Benny - originated at 1:24:39 of episode #070, Elizabethtown, after Ben's, like, 27th consecutive joke hit big and David noted that Ben was really on fire that day. (This is a correction: nickname did not originate in the later Terminator 2: Judgement Day or the Toruk: The First Flight episodes. --Ed. 13 Jan 2018)
  • Soakin' Wet Benny - originated at 0:34:05 of episode #078, The Abyss, after David observed that "this was a wet movie for ya."
  • The Hoz - first given (?) at 0:36:43 of episode #013, Unrest In The Galactic Senate - Attack Of The Podcast. Griffin states at 1:36:16 of Signs that guest hosts Murf Meyer and Diana Kolsky are the ones who originally came up with the nickname for Ben.
  • Mr. Positive - originated at 0:00:37 of episode #015, The Angst of Anakin Skywalker - Attack Of The Podcast, after Ben assertively and positively stepped in to introduce the episode while the hosts played "microphone chicken."
  • Mr. Hositive - originated at 0:02:22 of episode #071, We Bought A Zoo, as a portmanteau of 'The Hoz' and 'Mr. Positive' as suggested by friend of the show Patrick Cotnoir, nominally "for the sake of time expediency."
  • Close Personal Friend of Dan Lewis - originated at 0:12:39 of episode #099, Catch Me If You Can, after Ben related an IMDB trivia fact about Daniel Day-Lewis and referred to him colloquially as Dan Lewis. Ben first calls Daniel Day-Lewis, "Dan Lewis", at 1:48:40 of the Elizabethtown episode. Also mentioning he just, "knows him like that."
  • The Voice Of Reason - originated at 1:02:25 of episode #134, The Hurt Locker, and coined by Sonia Saraiya when she said that Ben was supposed to be the "voice of reason" on the show and help corral an out-of-control comedy bit. First used as an actual nickname at 0:21:10 of episode #143, RoboCop.
  • Santa Hoz - a seasonal nickname, bestowed at 0:01:18 of episode #036, Return of the Podcast. This nickname has rarely been used since that holiday season.
  • The Commissioner/The Commish- the nickname originated in the Incredibles 2 epsiode, coined by Griffin as Ben tried to instutute a new policy of showing cards similar to football(or maybe not) to punish the hosts for not being on track.

He has graduated to certain titles at the end of each miniseries. These include:

  • Producer Ben Kenobi - After The Phantom Menace trilogy. A combination of a previous nickname and the name of a character in the Star Wars movies.
  • Kylo Ben - After The Force Awakens. A play on the name of the character Kylo Ren in the movie.
  • Ben Night Shyamylan - After the M. Night Shyamylan mini-series. A play on the director's name.
  • Bense8 - After The Wachowskis mini-series. A play on Sense8, the Netflix television series.
  • Say Bennything... - After the Cameron Crowe mini-series. A play on Say Anything..., the director's 1989 feature debut. The ellipses is usually verbalized by Griffin as "dot, dot, dot". It was originally decided via fan vote on Twitter that Ben's nickname for this series was to be Benny Lane. However, during the Ben introduction on the #079 Terminator 2: Judgment Day episode Griffin unilaterally changed it to one of the other options, Say Bennything...
  • Aliben$ - After the James Cameron mini-series. A play on Aliens, Cameron's 1986 sequel to Ridley Scott's 1979 film Alien. Is usually said on the podcast as "Alibens with a dollar sign" in reference to the famous story of Cameron pitching Aliens to 20th Century Fox by writing "Alien" on a whiteboard, then putting an "S" next to it indicating there will be more than one alien, and then drawing a line over the S turning it into a dollar sign indicating that the movie will be profitable.
  • War Hoz - After the Steven Spielberg mini-series. A play on the title of the 2011 film War Horse.
  • Prodoer Bane - After the Christopher Nolan mini-series. A play on both the character Bane from The Dark Knight Rises and Ben's other nickname "Prodoer Ben".
  • Ben-19: The Fennelmaker - After the Katheryn Bigelow mini-series. A play on K-19: The Widowmaker, the 2001 submarine drama. There was initially a fan movement for the nickname to be "Osama Ben Hosley" in reference to Zero Dark Thirty, Bigelow's 2012 war drama about the hunt and assassination of terrorist Osama Bin Laden but after much protest from Ben, who understandably did not want to be associated with him, it was decided to discard any Osama-related nickname suggestions.
  • Robohoz - After the Paul Verhoeven miniseries. A play on the movie and title character Robocop, Verhoeven's 1987 sci-fi satire and Ben's last name of Hosley/ Nickname The Hoz.
  • Benglish - After the James L. Brooks miniseries. A play on the title of the 2004 movie Spanglish, which was a movie that Ben liked a great deal and compared to a Tom Waits song. This nickname was not arrived at until the middle of the next miniseries.
  • Mr. Bencredible - After the Brad Bird miniseries. A play on the character Mr. Incredible from the movie The Incredibles and Incredibles 2. Somewhat unusually this nickname was inadvertently revealed during a standalone episode before the conclusion of the miniseries, due to the fractured recording schedule and the banking of months' worth of episodes in advance.

Some nicknames have been proposed and rejected or for some reason didn't take. These include:

  • Not A Temperature Queen, Osama Ben Hosley (alt. Usama Ben Laden), Benny Lane, Produery Ben, Doctor Crunchy, Fun Ben

Ben's Choice

As a palate cleanser in between miniseries, the podcast sometimes records a "Ben's Choice" episode in which they ask Ben to choose a movie, usually one he saw frequently growing up, that will shake things up a bit as compared to their discussions of auteur director filmographies. In these episodes Ben takes over the role of host, and Griffin and David become his extremely talkative guests. See the Standalones miniseries page or the Episodes master listing for more info.

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