The Card System is a penalty system conceptually similar to that used by referees in soccer/football, where cards (such as a yellow card or a red card) are issued to the co-hosts for bad behavior. The idea is to penalize offenders for various infractions, such as not staying on track. The type of card given is commensurate with the severity of the infraction.

Usually Ben blows a whistle when a card is issued.

Below is a chronological list of penalty cards issued by The Commish (Producer Ben), as well as when and why and to whom they were issued.

Cards

# Episode timestamp Card Offender Infraction
169 Incredibles 2 0:24:39
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YELLOW
GRIFFIN NEWMAN spending too much time justifying joke
169 Incredibles 2 0:26:28
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YELLOW
DAVID SIMS keeping secrets
169 Incredibles 2 0:32:30
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DEATH
DAVID SIMS indelibly besmirching the good name and reputation of Wreck-It Ralph
169 Incredibles 2 1:08:26
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RED
ANTHONY LANE "boing-ing-ing" fetishization of Elastigirl in his New Yorker review of Incredibles 2
169 Incredibles 2 1:58:35
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YELLOW
DAVID SIMS

and
GRIFFIN NEWMAN

going too long (episode)
169 Incredibles 2 2:14:52
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YELLOW
GRIFFIN NEWMAN inappropriate (saying that he liked the movie Book Club, it fucks)
170 Family Dog 0:39:46
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RED
GRIFFIN NEWMAN screaming right into the microphone
185 Space Jam 0:20:00
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YELLOW
GRIFFIN NEWMAN doing the "David Is From UK" bit after it was retired
186 A Star Is Born 0:41:11
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YELLOW
BEN HOSLEY inappropriately directing David to stop mentioning that he grew up in England

**Griffin stole Ben's cards in order to issue this one

187 The Parent Trap 1:43:48
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RED
DAVID SIMS a "pile of red cards" for tempting Griffin to do the UK bit by repeatedly mentioning his childhood in the UK
194 Ralph Breaks the Internet 0:56:04
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DEATH
DAVID SIMS

and
GRIFFIN NEWMAN

"Death cards to both of you!" for agreeing with Nick Wiger that Wreck-It Ralph isn't all about videogames, and in fact is a lot about candy-based puns


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