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Chip Smith is a character played by David Sims.

Biography

Mr. Smith lives on the moon. Prior to moving to the moon, he was a journalist in Las Vegas. He was introduced in the Showgirls episode as a reporter for the Nude Reviews. [2]

He appeared as a robot in the March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 3 episode, claiming responsibility for the presence of bots in the tournament. He gifted David Sims some weapons-grade plutonium as a baby gift. The bot informed the gang that Chip will never die.

He collects celebrity skulls and bears a striking resemblance to Esky the mascot of Esquire magazine. [3]

During March Madness 2022, he hired En Hosley as his advocate through the promise of exotic bones. As part of the contract, Mr. Smith siphoned off the B in Hosley's name. Producer En shared that Chip has a 6D chess board in his house and that he's responsible for disposing of all discarded the moon-porcupines that Chip uses to take notes.

ChipCoin[]

The physical ChipCoin for sale in the Blank Check Shop. Designed by Dan Engler.

ChipCoin is a piece of merch/moon currency created by Smith. From the Blank Check shop:

You've heard of Bitcoin. You've possibly even heard of Dogecoin. Now, Moon Impresario and Agent of Chaos Chip Smith is issuing his own coin, and Blank Check is pleased to offer it to you! According to Mr. Smith, the coins have no value on Earth but can be used as tokens in his "forwards/backwards machine" on the Moon. Is he inferring that he's created a time machine? We cannot be certain. But we do know that these Chip Smith Coins will be a fabulous addition to any Blankie's collection.

(β€œNO” CASH VALUE, NOT LEGAL EARTH TENDER)

  • 2.25” high polished silver moon coin
  • double-sided
  • die struck
  • In the event of Lunar travel, Blank Check cannot guarantee successful usage of the "forwards/backwards" machine. Operate at your own risk.

Design by Dan Engler. [4]

Appearances[]

Special Features[]

# Title Audio Guest(s) Length Date Series
SF11 March Madness 2019 Recap - Round 2 πŸ”Š Unlisted: Chip Smith 0:18 3/19/2019
SF56 March Madness 2020 Recap - Round 4 πŸ”Š Unlisted: Chip Smith 0:38 4/2/2020
SF90 March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 1 πŸ”Š Unlisted:
Chip Smith
Ben Hosley
Marie Bardi
1:23 3/10/2021
SF134 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 1 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT πŸŒœπŸ”Š Unlisted:
Chip Smith
Ben Hosley
Marie Bardi
1:02 3/21/2022
SF136 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT πŸŒœπŸ”Š Unlisted:
Chip Smith
Ben Hosley
Marie Bardi
0:51 3/29/2022

References[]

  1. ↑ Mike Natale @NKOAS. Apologies for leaking this still from the Zoom call. Twitter. Retrieved on March 10, 2021.
  2. ↑ u/DanEngler. The definitive list of facts about Chip Smith. reddit. Retrieved on January 18, 2021.
  3. ↑ March Madness 2020 Recap - Round 2
  4. ↑ Blank Check Shop. CHIP SMITH CHIPCOIN. Shopify. Retrieved on January 6, 2021.
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