Changes: Chip Smith

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Chip Smith is a character played by David Sims.

Biography

He's Coming — Fan art by u/TheMonotoneDuck ^[2]

Mr. Smith lives on the moon. Prior to moving to the moon, he was a journalist in Las Vegas. He was introduced in the Showgirls episode as a reporter for the Nude Reviews. ^[3]

He appeared as a robot in the March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 3 episode, claiming responsibility for the presence of bots in the tournament. He gifted David Sims some weapons-grade plutonium as a baby gift. The bot informed the gang that Chip will never die.

Mr. Smith collects celebrity skulls and bears a striking resemblance to Esky the mascot of Esquire magazine. ^[4] His famous catchphrase is "Another pickle!" ^[5]

During March Madness 2022, he hired En Hosley as his advocate through the promise of exotic bones. As part of the contract, Mr. Smith siphoned off the B in Hosley's name. Producer En shared that Chip has a 6D chess board in his house and that he's responsible for disposing of all discarded the moon-porcupines that Chip uses to take notes.

During March Madness 2023, newly installed FIFA President Chip Smith appeared to confront the #twofriends for using the 'World Cup' for March Madness. In the past year he has been spending his time developing Cyberpunk 2077 and ChatGPT, and trying to trade his 20th Century copyright to Elon Musk for Twitter. He denies any involvement in financing The Whale.

During March Madness 2024, Chip beamed in from the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience where he has been working to get it ready for all of us to enjoy. He *may* still be financing films but did not directly acknowledge his part in the upcoming Aronofsky/Elon Musk biopic. He did however greenlight The Girl in the Window. It's unclear his involvement with James Dolan but Chip's dream guest for the Sphere would be Milli Vanilli. He also strongly put his thumb on the scale for Joe Wright and encourages everyone to use the hashtag #JoeWrightOrJoeWrong.

ChipCoin[]

ChipCoin is a piece of merch/moon currency created by Smith. From the Blank Check shop:

You've heard of Bitcoin. You've possibly even heard of Dogecoin. Now, Moon Impresario and Agent of Chaos Chip Smith is issuing his own coin, and Blank Check is pleased to offer it to you! According to Mr. Smith, the coins have no value on Earth but can be used as tokens in his "forwards/backwards machine" on the Moon. Is he inferring that he's created a time machine? We cannot be certain. But we do know that these Chip Smith Coins will be a fabulous addition to any Blankie's collection.

(“NO” CASH VALUE, NOT LEGAL EARTH TENDER)

2.25” high polished silver moon coin

double-sided

die struck

In the event of Lunar travel, Blank Check cannot guarantee successful usage of the "forwards/backwards" machine. Operate at your own risk.

Design by Dan Engler. ^[6]

Appearances[]

Special Features[]

#	Title	Audio	Guest(s)	Length	Date	Series
SF010	March Madness 2019 Recap - Round 2	🔊	Unlisted: Chip Smith	0:18	3/19/2019	March Madness
SF048	March Madness 2020 Recap - Round 1	🔊	Unlisted: Chip Smith	0:34	3/9/2020
SF054	March Madness 2020 Recap - Round 4	🔊	Unlisted: Chip Smith	0:38	4/2/2020
SF088	March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 1	🔊	Unlisted: Chip Smith Ben Hosley Marie Bardi	1:23	3/10/2021
SF129	2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 1 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT	🌜🔊	Unlisted: Chip Smith Ben Hosley Marie Bardi	1:02	3/21/2022
SF131	2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT	🌜🔊	Unlisted: Chip Smith Ben Hosley Marie Bardi	0:51	3/29/2022
SF165	2023 MARCH MADNESS PREVIEW	🔊	Unlisted: Chip Smith Ben Hosley Marie Bardi	0:48	2/28/2023
SF168	2023 March Madness Update 1	🔊	Unlisted: Chip Smith Ben Hosley Marie Bardi	1:00	3/20/2023
SF171	2023 March Madness Update 3	🔊	Unlisted: Chip Smith Ben Hosley Marie Bardi	0:38	3/31/2023
SF205	2024 MARCH MADNESS PREVIEW	🔊	Unlisted: Chip Smith Ben Hosley Marie Bardi	1:07	2/29/2024
SF208	2024 March Madness Update 1	🔊	Unlisted: Chip Smith Ben Hosley Marie Bardi	0:57	3/19/2024
SF210	2024 March Madness Update 2	🔊	Unlisted: Chip Smith Ben Hosley Marie Bardi	0:45	3/29/2024

References[]

↑ Mike Natale @NKOAS. Apologies for leaking this still from the Zoom call. Twitter. Retrieved on March 10, 2021.
↑ u/TheMonotoneDuck. He's Coming. reddit. Retrieved on March 5, 2023.
↑ u/DanEngler. The definitive list of facts about Chip Smith. reddit. Retrieved on January 18, 2021.
↑ March Madness 2020 Recap - Round 2
↑ March Madness 2019 Recap - Round 2
↑ Blank Check Shop. CHIP SMITH CHIPCOIN. Shopify. Retrieved on January 6, 2021.

[1] Mike Natale @NKOAS. Apologies for leaking this still from the Zoom call. Twitter. Retrieved on March 10, 2021.

[2] u/TheMonotoneDuck. He's Coming. reddit. Retrieved on March 5, 2023.

[3] u/DanEngler. The definitive list of facts about Chip Smith. reddit. Retrieved on January 18, 2021.

[4] March Madness 2020 Recap - Round 2

[5] March Madness 2019 Recap - Round 2

[6] Blank Check Shop. CHIP SMITH CHIPCOIN. Shopify. Retrieved on January 6, 2021.

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 |image1=Chip-Smith.jpg
-|caption1=Chip Smith and the green cloud he's dating. <ref>Mike Natale, [https://twitter.com/NKOAS/status/1369666654502858752?s=20 @NKOAS] on Twitter: "Apologies for leaking this still from the Zoom call." Retrieved March 10, 2021.</ref>
+|caption1=<span class="moon">Chip Smith and the green cloud he's dating.</span> <ref>{{Cite web|url=https://twitter.com/NKOAS/status/1369666654502858752?s=20|title=Apologies for leaking this still from the Zoom call|author=Mike Natale @NKOAS|accessmonthday=March 10|accessyear=2021|publisher=Twitter}}</ref>
 |portrayed_by=[[David Sims]]
+|nickname(s)=Commissioner of Denver's International Airport<br><p class="chipbot">ChipBot</p>President of FIFA
-|nickname(s)=ChipBot
 |first_episode=
 |patreon_episodes=}}
-'''Chip Smith''' is a character played by [[David Sims]].
+<p class="moon">'''Chip Smith''' is a character played by [[David Sims]].</p>
-==Biography==
+<h2 class="moon>Biography</h2>
+[[File:He's Coming.jpg|thumb|Fan art by u/TheMonotoneDuck <ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.reddit.com/r/blankies/comments/11cwd4e/hes_coming/ |title=He's Coming|author=u/TheMonotoneDuck |accessmonthday=March 5|accessyear=2023|publisher=reddit}}</ref>]]
-Mr. Smith lives on the moon. Prior to moving to the moon, he was a journalist in Las Vegas. He was introduced in the [[Showgirls]] episode as a reporter for the Nude Reviews. <ref>u/DanEngler, [https://www.reddit.com/r/blankies/comments/ong8tg/the_definitive_list_of_facts_about_chip_smith/ The definitive list of facts about Chip Smith], reddit. Retrieved January 18, 2022. </ref>
+<p class="moon">Mr. Smith lives on the moon. Prior to moving to the moon, he was a journalist in Las Vegas. He was introduced in the [[Showgirls]] episode as a reporter for the Nude Reviews. <ref>{{Cite web|url=https://www.reddit.com/r/blankies/comments/ong8tg/the_definitive_list_of_facts_about_chip_smith/|title=The definitive list of facts about Chip Smith|author=u/DanEngler|accessmonthday=January 18|accessyear=2021|publisher=reddit}}</ref></p>
-He appeared as a robot in the [[March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 3]] episode, claiming responsibility for the presence of bots in the tournament. He gifted David Sims some weapons-grade plutonium as a baby gift. The bot informed the gang that Chip will never die.
+<span class="moon">He appeared as a</span> <span class="chipbot">robot</span><span class="moon"> in the [[March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 3]] episode, claiming responsibility for the presence of bots in the tournament. He gifted David Sims some weapons-grade plutonium as a baby gift. The bot informed the gang that Chip will never die. </span>
-He collects celebrity skulls and bears a striking resemblance to Esky the mascot of Esquire magazine. <ref>[[March Madness 2020 Recap - Round 2]]</ref>
+<p class="moon">Mr. Smith collects celebrity skulls and bears a striking resemblance to Esky the mascot of Esquire magazine. <ref>[[March Madness 2020 Recap - Round 2]]</ref> His famous catchphrase is "Another pickle!" <ref>[[March Madness 2019 Recap - Round 2]]</ref></p>
+<p class="moon">During [[March Madness 2022]], he hired [[Ben Hosley|En Hosley]] as his advocate through the promise of exotic bones. As part of the contract, Mr. Smith siphoned off the B in Hosley's name. Producer En shared that Chip has a 6D chess board in his house and that he's responsible for disposing of all [[2022 March Madness Update 2 Presented by The Chip Report|discarded the moon-porcupines]] that Chip uses to take notes.
-===ChipCoin===
-[[File:ChipCoin.jpg|thumb|The physical ChipCoin for sale in the Blank Check Shop. Designed by Dan Engler.]]ChipCoin is a piece of merch/moon currency created by Smith. From the Blank Check shop:
+<p class="moon">During [[March Madness 2023]], newly installed FIFA President Chip Smith appeared to confront the #twofriends for using the 'World Cup' for March Madness. In the past year he has been spending his time developing ''Cyberpunk 2077'' and ChatGPT, and trying to trade his 20th Century copyright to Elon Musk for Twitter. He denies any involvement in financing ''The Whale''.
+<p class="moon">During [[March Madness 2024]], Chip beamed in from the <span class="silly">Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience </span>where he has been working to get it ready for all of us to enjoy. He *may* still be financing films but did not directly acknowledge his part in the upcoming Aronofsky/Elon Musk biopic. He did however greenlight The Girl in the Window. It's unclear his involvement with James Dolan but Chip's dream guest for the Sphere would be Milli Vanilli. He also strongly put his thumb on the scale for Joe Wright and encourages everyone to use the hashtag #JoeWrightOrJoeWrong.
+===<span class="moon">ChipCoin</span>===
+[[File:ChipCoin.jpg|thumb|<span class="moon">The physical ChipCoin for sale in the Blank Check Shop. Designed by Dan Engler.</span>]]<p class="moon">ChipCoin is a piece of merch/moon currency created by Smith. From the Blank Check shop:</p>
 <blockquote>
-You've heard of Bitcoin. You've possibly even heard of Dogecoin. Now, Moon Impresario and Agent of Chaos Chip Smith is issuing his own coin, and Blank Check is pleased to offer it to you! According to Mr. Smith, the coins have no value on Earth but can be used as tokens in his "forwards/backwards machine" on the Moon. Is he inferring that he's created a time machine? We cannot be certain. But we do know that these Chip Smith Coins will be a fabulous addition to any Blankie's collection.
+<p class="moon">You've heard of Bitcoin. You've possibly even heard of Dogecoin. Now, Moon Impresario and Agent of Chaos Chip Smith is issuing his own coin, and Blank Check is pleased to offer it to you! According to Mr. Smith, the coins have no value on Earth but can be used as tokens in his "forwards/backwards machine" on the Moon. Is he inferring that he's created a time machine? We cannot be certain. But we do know that these Chip Smith Coins will be a fabulous addition to any Blankie's collection.</p>
+<p class="moon">(“NO” CASH VALUE, NOT LEGAL EARTH TENDER)
-<br>
+<ul class="moon">
-(“NO” CASH VALUE, NOT LEGAL EARTH TENDER)
+<li class="moon">2.25” high polished silver moon coin</li>
-<br>
+<li class="moon">double-sided</li>
-*2.25” high polished silver moon coin
+<li class="moon">die struck</li>
-*double-sided
+<li class="moon">In the event of Lunar travel, Blank Check cannot guarantee successful usage of the "forwards/backwards" machine. Operate at your own risk.</li></ul>
-*die struck
+<p class="moon">Design by Dan Engler. <ref>{{Cite web|url=https://shopblankcheckpod.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/chipcoin|title=CHIP SMITH CHIPCOIN|author=Blank Check Shop|accessmonthday=January 6|accessyear=2021|publisher=Shopify}}</ref></p></blockquote>
-*In the event of Lunar travel, Blank Check cannot guarantee successful usage of the "forwards/backwards" machine. Operate at your own risk.<br>
-Design by Dan Engler. <ref>[https://shopblankcheckpod.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/chipcoin CHIP SMITH CHIPCOIN], Blank Check Shop. Retrieved January 6, 2022.</ref></blockquote>
-==Appearances==
+==<span class="moon">Appearances</span>==
-===Special Features===
+===<span class="moon">Special Features</span>===
-{| class="wikitable plainrowheaders" style="width:100%; margin-right: 0;"
+{| class="wikitable moon" style="width:100%; margin-right: 0;"
 |- style="color:black"
 ! scope="col" width="5%" | <u>#</u>
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 ! width="15%" |<u>Series</u>
 |-
-| style="text-align:center;" | SF11
+| style="text-align:center;" | SF010
 | '''[[March Madness 2019 Recap - Round 2]]'''
 | [https://www.patreon.com/posts/march-madness-2-25463959 🔊]
@@ Line 45: / Line 51: @@
 | style="text-align:center;" |0:18
 | style="text-align:right;" |3/19/2019
+| rowspan="11"| [[March Madness]]
-|
 |-
-| style="text-align:center;" | SF56
+| style="text-align:center;" | SF048
+| '''[[March Madness 2020 Recap - Round 1]]'''
+| [https://www.patreon.com/posts/march-madness-1-34720832 🔊]
+| Unlisted: <br>Chip Smith
+| style="text-align:center;" |0:34
+|3/9/2020
+|-
+| style="text-align:center;" | SF054
 | '''[[March Madness 2020 Recap - Round 4]]'''
 | [https://www.patreon.com/posts/march-madness-4-35549081 🔊]
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 | style="text-align:center;" |0:38
 | style="text-align:right;" | 4/2/2020
-|
 |-
-| style="text-align:center;" | SF90
+| style="text-align:center;" | SF088
 | '''[[March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 1]]'''
 | [https://www.patreon.com/posts/march-madness-1-48571128 🔊]
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 | style="text-align:center;" | 1:23
 | style="text-align:center;" | 3/10/2021
-|
+|-
+| style="text-align:center;" |SF129
+|'''[[2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 1 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT]]'''
+|[https://www.patreon.com/posts/2022-march-1-by-64053293 🌜🔊]
+|Unlisted: <br>Chip Smith<br>[[Ben Hosley]]<br>[[Marie Bardi]]
+| style="text-align:center;" |1:02
+| style="text-align:center;" |3/21/2022
+|-
+| style="text-align:center;" |SF131
+|'''[[2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT]]'''
+| [https://www.patreon.com/posts/2022-march-2-by-64424479 🌜🔊]
+|Unlisted: <br>Chip Smith<br>[[Ben Hosley]]<br>[[Marie Bardi]]
+| style="text-align:center;" |0:51
+| style="text-align:center;" |3/29/2022
+|-
+| style="text-align:center;" |SF165
+|'''[[2023 MARCH MADNESS PREVIEW]]'''
+| [https://www.patreon.com/posts/2023-march-79342749 🔊]
+|Unlisted: <br>Chip Smith<br>[[Ben Hosley]]<br>[[Marie Bardi]]
+| style="text-align:center;" |0:48
+| style="text-align:center;" |2/28/2023
+|-
+| style="text-align:center;" |SF168
+|'''[[2023 March Madness Update 1]]'''
+| [https://www.patreon.com/posts/2023-march-1-80290950 🔊]
+|Unlisted: <br>Chip Smith<br>[[Ben Hosley]]<br>[[Marie Bardi]]
+| style="text-align:center;" |1:00
+| style="text-align:center;" |3/20/2023
+|-
+| style="text-align:center;" |SF171
+|'''[[2023 March Madness Update 3]]'''
+| [https://www.patreon.com/posts/2023-march-3-80843650 🔊]
+|Unlisted: <br>Chip Smith<br>[[Ben Hosley]]<br>[[Marie Bardi]]
+| style="text-align:center;" |0:38
+| style="text-align:center;" |3/31/2023
+|-
+| style="text-align:center;" |SF205
+|'''[[2024 MARCH MADNESS PREVIEW]]'''
+| [https://www.patreon.com/posts/2024-march-99460455 🔊]
+|Unlisted: <br>Chip Smith<br>[[Ben Hosley]]<br>[[Marie Bardi]]
+| style="text-align:center;" |1:07
+| style="text-align:center;" |2/29/2024
+|-
+| style="text-align:center;" |SF208
+|'''[[2024 March Madness Update 1]]'''
+| [https://www.patreon.com/posts/2024-march-1-100686397 🔊]
+|Unlisted: <br>Chip Smith<br>[[Ben Hosley]]<br>[[Marie Bardi]]
+| style="text-align:center;" |0:57
+| style="text-align:center;" |3/19/2024
+|-
+| style="text-align:center;" |SF210
+|'''[[2024 March Madness Update 2]]'''
+| [https://www.patreon.com/posts/2024-march-2-101297191 🔊]
+|Unlisted: <br>Chip Smith<br>[[Ben Hosley]]<br>[[Marie Bardi]]
+| style="text-align:center;" |0:45
+| style="text-align:center;" |3/29/2024
 |}
-==References==
+==<span class="silly">'''References'''</span>==
 <references />
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 [[Category:Guests]]
 [[Category:Special Features]]
-[[Category:Stub]]
 [[Category:March Madness]]
+[[Category:The Chip Report]]