Blank Check with Griffin and David Wiki
Blank Check with Griffin and David Wiki

It was hung in the rafters... until it came out of retirement, Michael Jordan style.
(artwork courtesy of Joe Bowen)
See " grew up in England?" below.

The Blank Check Lexicon of In-Jokes[]

Contents: Top - # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


#thetwofriends hat, released in 2020. Art by Joe Bowen.


David Sims and Griffin Newman are friends, they are two people, therefore they are "hashtag-TheTwoFriends." That friendship is their competitive advantage in the podcast game.



An original Jedi created by Ben Hosley in the The Clone Wars Animated Series episode. "He be big."[1]


When hired to star in The Tick, a superhero series on the Amazon Prime video streaming service, Griffin often praised Amazon as "the best company in the world" when it or its products are mentioned, and insist "they've never done anything wrong." He often rents Blank Check films from Amazon or explicitly mentions that he watched them on his Amazon Fire tablet in order to bring up the company 'organically.' However, since the cancellation of The Tick in 2019, the bit has essentially been retired.

And, as always...[]

At the conclusion of the majority of Blank Check episodes, Griffin invents a different piece of advice or saying or aphorism, often riffing off of something discussed during that episode's recording. The joke is that every "As always" entry is different, entirely without wisdom, and often not particularly useful to anyone but Griffin.


Batt Pecki[]

An original Star Wars character created by Ben Hosley in the The Clone Wars Animated Series. He is "A bat man, from the cave planet of Kreggon."

Ben, cut that out[]

"Ben, cut that out" and "Ben, keep that in and double it"

Occasionally David or Griffin will jokingly give commands to Producer Ben Hosley to make an edit to something they just said. Reputedly, Ben never actually makes those edits. This originated in the Phantom Podcast episode on Merchandise.

Big Chicago[]

A nickname for actor Michael Shannon. Coined by Fran Hoepfner during the Aliens episode.

Big Nice[]

David Sims' previous residence. It was big and nice, contrasted with Little Nicer which is little but nicer.


A Blackhat is a unit of budgetary measurement, based on the box office performance of the film Blackhat.

Blank Check Pictures[]

Blank Check Pictures

Main article: Blank Check Pictures
Sometimes Griffin will come up with an off-the-wall pitch for a movie that either stars one of the show's co-hosts, or is somehow based on their lives or experiences or personality traits. The production company that would put these movies together would be called Blank Check Pictures.


A term used for a fan of the Blank Check podcast. Originally coined during The Podcast Reawakens episode by Emily Yoshida, which earned her the nickname "The Mother of Blankies."
Famous blankies include: Jamelle Bouie, Jamie Bell, and Nia DaCosta.

Blank it? Thank it![]

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During the Starship Troopers episode J.D. Amato came up with code phrases for two Blankies to recognize and salute each other, which begins with one saying "I love movies." The second then asks, "Blank it?" which is met with "Thank it!" Then the two Blankies exchange a high-five. If done via text or in some other digital fashion, it can be initiated with a hashtag: "#ILOVEMOVIES".


Verb, to create a plot device for a female character so she has something to do in the movie; does not directly affect the story. The term has its origins in the CGI character of Blarp from Lost in Space.


A screenwriting term which refers to a character tic in a movie, assigned to a character where "it's one inexplicable thing that's their thing," yet has no real relevance to the story being told and could be lifted right out of the movie without any consequence. Originated with Will Smith's affection for his blender in Enemy Of The State, and coined by Alex Ross Perry who shared it with Blank Check during the Insomnia episode.

The Box-Office Game[]

At the end of nearly every episode, Griffin and David play a game relating to the film under discussion. David uses the Box Office Mojo website to look up the top five earners at the box office for the first weekend of that film's release, and Griffin attempts to name all five, in order. As the game goes on David provides hints until the title is guessed. The game is a good way to think back on what kinds of movies were big in a given year or era.
Griffin is a box office savant, and many guests on the show are flabbergasted to watch him in action - pulling correct answers from thin air, naming titles of movies that don't exist.

Burger Report[]


Main article: The Burger Report
A glorious feature that has absolutely nothing to do with anything related to the actual purpose of the podcast.
Whenever anyone on the show has a story about seeing a Fame-o eat a hamburger, they can file a Burger Report on the podcast. Eventually a hotline for listeners to file Burger Reports via voicemail was established, and those reports are eligible to air on the show.

Buried Jeans[]

Producer Ben buried several pairs of jeans in the backyard of his childhood home. For fashion.

But I Like Her... movies[]

Films, usually romantic comedies, in which the lead male character romantically pursues a woman without regard for her nonexistent reciprocal interest in him. These films usually consist of the male character continuing to chase the female character until the end when she wears down and relents. Term coined by Chris Gethard during the As Good As It Gets episode.


Captain Colin[]

David's nickname for Colin Trevorrow, given while recounting how he'd been at the helm of Star Wars Episode IX, steering the ship. Coined during The Last Jedi episode, well after Trevorrow had been dismissed from the Episode IX project during pre-production. Griffin says he found it hilarious because it was such a complete non sequiter. "You gotta call the Captain!"

Card System[]

Main article: Card System
A system similar to that used by referees in soccer/football, where Producer Ben issues cards (such as a yellow card or a red card) to the co-hosts. The idea is to penalize them for various infractions, such as not staying on track. This system also led to a new nickname for Ben: "The Commish." See Card System for an accounting of cards issued.


The nickname of subscribers to the Blank Check: Special Features Patreon, and a counterpart to Blankies.

Comedy Points[]

Main Article: Comedy Points
A complex system of rules to distribute "Comedy Points" to people for saying something particularly witty or amusing was developed by Griffin and his friends, including Sam Rogal, some years ago. On Blank Check Griffin will sometimes give comedy points to David or Ben, usually 3 or 5 at a time. Keeping track of the comedy points you've earned, however, results in the loss of all comedy points. Many variants have been used as the situation demands; see complete list of types here - Comedy Points.


Darth Stupid Idiot[]

An original Star Wars character created by Ben Hosley in the episode The Clone Wars Animated Series. He is a really wet bad guy.


Eating On-mic[]

As early as episode 2, Griffin can be heard eating on mic, often munching on peanuts or an everything bagel. After a few listeners were disgusted by these sounds, especially the first iTunes reviewer to rate the show with just one star (see Sith Lord), Griffin doubled down on the eating sounds and even now from time to time he and David and Ben will occasionally flaunt this so-called unprofessionalism.

Europa Fan[]

During the Aliens of the Deep/Ghosts of the Abyss episode, Ben and David had a prolonged and very spirited faux argument about who was the bigger enthusiast when it came to aliens and space. In particular they discussed Europa, the moon of Jupiter which in science fiction is sometimes cited as being the most likely place in our solar system to harbor extraterrestrial life. The debate over who was the bigger Europa Fan later briefly resurfaced in the Flesh + Blood episode.



Slang for a famous person, especially in the context of a celebrity sighting. Alternate spelling "famo."

Financial Problems[]

In the early days during the first three Star Wars miniseries', Griffin would occasionally mention something in a sardonic tone about his father's gambling, or inability to manage money, or other financial issues that may be real or invented. He usually would immediately say to Ben, 'cut that out,' but it never was (see "Ben, cut that out," above). Apparently, much later Griffin's father actually did listen to the podcast and was perturbed by these mentions.


During the Cloud Atlas episode, whenever featured guest Bobby Finger let loose a particularly sharp line Griffin would say "You got Fingered!" and Producer Ben overlaid a sweet guitar riff sample. #TheTwoFriends liked the result so much that it led to the establishment of "Fingered" as a recurring bit.


The on-mic nickname David Sims' girlfriend, now wife, who has expressed a dislike of being invoked (by name) on the podcast. The nickname comes from Toy Story 4.


Term used to refer to CGI effects which are spongy or otherwise don't work well, causing actors and objects to behave in silly ways and look unrealistically goofy. Coined by Morgan Evans during the Count Dooku episode.


Gentleman's Six[]

A rating #TheTwoFriends use to denote an extremely competent, middle of the road, serviceable, well-made movie.

The Great...[]

When referring to anyone outside of the podcast, Griffin may refer to them not just by their name, but "The Great (so and so)." For example, The Great Connor Ratliff, or The Great Jar Jar Binks.

Griffin's Grandma[]

Griffin chooses to believe that one of his grandmothers, Grandma Rozzi (sp?), never really died since he never saw her afterward - she is living her best life out there somewhere and just stopped calling him. See also TC-14, below.


Hello, Fennel[]

A beauty of a graphic-design by @andreastreeter

Originated in the intro to episode #005 when Ben Hosley started to say "hello fellas," changed in midstream to "hello gentlemen," and it came out "hello fennel." Griffin immediately adopted it as a catchphrase for the show, and also incorporated it into the list of Ben's nicknames. "Greet Ben with a 'Hello Fennel' if you see him on the streets."
In November 2018, the first Blank Check tattoo appeared, of the phrase "Hello Fennel", on the ankle of Blankie Simon (the_go_slow).

He's My Best Friend[]

"He's/She's/They're My Best Friend"

Used (mostly by Griffin) to refer to a delightful person he has an affinity for, often ending a list of praise for said person. Usually refers to a fictional character or CGI creature, but can refer to the real-world actor/actress. For example, Griffin and David's nickname for the Guardians of the Galaxy film series, 'Best Space Friends.'


A bit primarily used by Griffin where someone would say a mostly normal, lightly braggy thing and Griffin (or sometimes David or the guest) would mumble "Humblebrag" under his breath. This bit has been retired since the Batman Returns episode.

Hyper Good[]

Nickname for the residence of Ben Hosley.



The catchphrase of J.D. Amato introduced during the Starship Troopers episode. Can be used to introduce a Blank it? Thank it! interaction. If done via text or in some other digital fashion, it can be initiated with a hashtag: "#ILOVEMOVIES".


In each episode, Griffin reads an opening which incorporates the word "podcast" into a prominent line from the movie. The word "podcast" is usually shouted. Sometimes David participates in order to set up the line. On Ben's Choice episodes or other rare occasions, Producer Ben or the featured guest will handle the intro and outro.
At the end of each episode, Griffin uses a closing line, "And, as always..." and then a pithy observation couched in something that came up during the episode's discussion.

It's Been A While[]

When this phrase is spoken in the course of conversation, one person may then repeat the line in a singsong fashion imitating the song of that same title by Staind. This bit is a carryover from the podcasts Comedy Bang Bang and U Talkin' U2 To Me?, which David has cited as inspirations for the general atmosphere and attitude of the Blank Check podcast.

It's Tough To Make The Five[]

Main Article:Five-Timers Club
The catchphrase of the Five-Timers Club.


Joey Pants[]

A nickname for actor Joe Pantoliano, a favorite of the co-hosts. First used on the show during the Bound episode.


Keep that in and double it[]

See "Ben, cut that out"


Little Nicer[]

David Sims' current residence. It is nicer than Big Nice, but not as big.

Lock The Gates[]

Used in reference to popular podcast WTF with Marc Maron. Maron spoke this line in Blank Check movie Almost Famous, and uses the audio clip in the intro to his WTF show. Griffin sometimes will launch into an impression of Maron as well, with phrases like "What's wrong with me?", "I was working as a doorman down at the Comedy Store," and "I saw Damon Wayans walk in and say 'tonight I'm just gonna do a jazz set.'" Other variants include "Who are your guys?" and "Pow! I just shit my pants!" Man, Marc Maron has a lot of damn catchphrases.


Medium Messy[]

The residence of Griffin Newman and his pal Watto.

Merchandise Spotlight[]

Merchandise Spotlight for Hotel Transylvania

Main article: Merchandise Spotlight
Griffin is a toy boy, and loves talking about (and spending too much money on) all the movie tie-in merchandise that he can get his hands on. In the Blank Check episodes featuring movies that spawned toys or collectibles or other merchandise items, Griffin will discuss them in a segment called Merchandise Spotlight.

Movies That Don't Exist[]

A term for movies so forgettable and lacking any cultural impact that they cease to exist.


No Bits / Pro-Smits[]

The show was founded under the auspices of a bit, where for purposes of the show Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace was the only Star Wars movie ever made. The hosts then made an irony-laden proclamation that the show would be "no bits." When the well-liked actor Jimmy Smits appeared in Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones, Griffin declared the show was not only No Bits, but now also Pro-Smits. Specifically Pro-Smits' Ship.

No one should ever make a TV show[]

"No one should ever make a TV show" or "No one should ever promote a TV show."

During and immediately following Griffin's most hectic periods of filming and promoting The Tick television series for Amazon, he frequently says this. Variant: "No one should ever promote a TV show."

Nut or Butt[]

The official rating system of The Atlantic's David Sims.


Obie Award-winning[]

Griffin often refers to small or odd endeavors of his or David's as potential Obie Award winners (Obie being a New York City area theater award for Off-Broadway productions). For example, early in the history of the podcast Griffin produced the intentionally slapdash photoshop graphics with the co-hosts' heads over the films' promotional images, and talked about how he was going to win another Obie for it.


Performance Review[]

A feature of the early Star Wars series where at the end of the series they rate the performances. This carried into early post-Star Wars series and some of the commentary series. For all episodes with a Performance Review, see the category of the same name.

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Porch Movies[]

Also known as Porch Classics and Porch Cinema.

Porch movies are movies frequently replayed cable TV or frequently rented on VHS that Ben Hosley watched on a TV hauled out to a hot porch. Porch movies covered on the podcast include Stargate and Joe Dirt.

Pro Smits[]

See: No Bits / Pro-Smits

Producer Ben Nicknames[]

Main Article: Ben Hosley's Nicknames
When Griffin introduces Producer Ben by name at some point within each episode, he also lists the nicknames he has given him throughout the history of the podcast. He usually lists the nicknames in the form of "aka Prodoer Ben, aka The Hoz," etc, and takes pride in listing them off the dome without aid of a recorded list. There has been some talk in 2018 of retiring this bit, but listeners and guests have protested and hopefully #TheTwoFriends will see their way clear to retaining this universally adored recurring feature.



A streaming platform, which was hyped as the next big thing before it actually was available. After its debut it swiftly crashed and burned, culturally speaking. David mocked the service a number of times, and eventually a bit grew organically from that where David was referred to sardonically as President and CEO of Quibi.


Retired Bit[]

Occasionally bits will get retired and raised to the rafters. When referencing a retired bit, the hosts will often literally say "retired bit" instead the bit.

Richard T. Joker[]

A formal nickname for The Joker character in recent Batman movies. On occasion the "Richard T." will be used in front of any other character's name instead, just to keep using the bit.

The River of Ham[]

Term used for when an actor gives a big, bombastic performance. Derived from a Kenneth Branagh quote as he directed on the set of Thor. As related by Griffin, the exchange between Branagh and one of his actors went something like "'Ken, I think I'm going too big; I don't want to dip my toe into the River of Ham.' 'No, bathe in the River of Ham! I've bathed in it many times, it's a great river.'"

Romilly's Kitchen Corner[]

A feature during the Nancy Meyers miniseries where Griffin's sister Romilly Newman evaluated the incredible kitchen featured in the film.


Serial, the First Podcast[]

Because the podcast "Serial" made a big impact on the culture, which a podcast had not really done before, it somewhat obscured the fact that podcasts as a form of media had existed for some time previously. So Griffin sometimes refers to "Serial" sarcastically as The First Podcast. Notably, Layne Montgomery's first theme song for "Griffin and David Present" was very noticeably inspired by the theme song for "Serial."

Sith Lord[]

Anyone who rates the show with one star or leaves a negative review on iTunes is declared a Sith Lord. Sith Lords are not allowed to listen to the podcast.

Small Fine[]

The former residence of Producer Ben Hosley. In 2020 there was some construction in his building and subsequently it became Small Dusty.


Refers to a movie or an actor trying too hard to make a particular story point work. As if you can see the sweat on their brow as they try to pull it off.


Talking Before Being Introduced[]

When there is a guest on the podcast, David enjoys it when the guest talks on mic before they are actually introduced by name to the listening audience.


The tea-serving silver droid in the opening scene of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, who apparently identifies as female. Griffin holds that TC-14 is the sexiest thing he's ever seen, and both Griffin and David love the actress who voiced TC-14, Lindsay Duncan. Griffin also maintains that TC-14 isn't really dead after the ship she was on was destroyed, since we didn't actually see her inoperative body afterward. See also Griffin's Grandma, above. Later in the podcast when Griffin had a girlfriend, she was referred to on mic as TC-14 (à la Forky).

Too Much Paprika on the Sandwich[]

Term used for an acting performance which seems to be slightly miscalibrated with the movie they're in; often a performance that is just a little too over the top in some way. A milder form of The River of Ham - however, 'Paprika' is usually made in reference to a mistake that the actor is making, in the view of #TheTwoFriends, whereas 'Ham' is most often used in the context of a good performance that Griffin and David like. 'Paprika' originated from discussion of a sandwich-making scene in the film Split.

A Touch of the Tucc[]

Another way of analyzing a film or performance. Because the co-hosts and especially Producer Ben are fond of the actor Stanley Tucci (pronounced 'Toochie'), they will sometimes say things like "What this movie needs is just a Touch of the Tucc." Coined during The First Annual Blank Check Awards.


Sarcastically growled and accompanied by an electric guitar riff, to describe a creative choice that attempts to portray a shallow and juvenile idea of 'adult,' mature, or edgy. Used most often when discussing the DC Comics film adaptations by Zack Snyder and David Ayer, especially Jared Leto's portrayal of The Joker in 2016's Suicide Squad and his reported on-set behavior of gross-out pranks in the name of method acting.



Any mention of the M. Night Shyamalan-directed somber superhero drama Unbreakable will be sung in the cadence, and accompanied by an audio clip of the upbeat theme song to the Netflix comedy series "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt."


Virtual Fine[]

The virtual recording space during the Coronavirus pandemic. It is not as nice as the other residences, but they can change their backgrounds.

W[] grew up in England?
(beautifully weird marginalia courtesy of @imlaughalone)

Wait...You Grew Up in England?[]

Also known as The U.K. Bit

Every time David accidentally implied that he lived in London England during part of his childhood, Griffin and Ben acted like it was a shocking revelation that they'd never heard before and milked it for all it's worth. The baton eventually was picked up by guests and even by David's friends out in the everyday world, to the point where David said that the bit had 'poisoned every well' in his life. The bit was officially retired, with great fanfare and ceremony, during the Family Dog - Amazing Stories episode. In January 2019, David made a pledge to allow the bit to return if at least 2000 Blankies subscribed to the newly established Blank Check: Special Features feed on Patreon. Then, just two days after the first Special Feature was released... (listen! what's that in the distance?)

Watto Tho[]

The podcast originally grew out of an exchange of tweets and text messages between David and Griffin, in which they each tried to one-up each other by naming ever more obscure Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace characters. The initial message was Griffin's simple "Watto Tho" together with a picture of Watto.