The Podcastiano is a miniseries covering the films of Jane Campion beginning in January 2022.
Summary[]
The two friends are going Camping! Perhaps the most cursèd series art to date, wherein Griffin has the most possible Little Stinker energy. The series promises to be the most peen heavy of any director they've covered!
Campion appeared in March Madness 2021 as the number 4 seed in David's bracket. She beat The Archers in the first round and Karyn Kusama in the second but was knocked out by Wong Kar-Wai in the third.
The series was preceded by They Podcast on the films of John Carpenter. It is followed by Podcast Me to Hell on the films of Sam Raimi.
Milestones and Ephemera[]
- The name of the miniseries is best pronounced in a bad Italian accent. It definitely works better in print than out loud.
- The miniseries schedule was announced in December 2021. [1]
- Campeen count: 🍆 🍆 🍆🍆 🍆
- Ben Nickname: Bronco Hosley.
- Inspired by the mini, blankie Josh Abraham drew a of cartoons of all the Campion movies that are INCREDIBLE. [2]
Episodes[]
| # | Title | Audio | Guest(s) | Blank Check? | Length | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 357 | Two Friends | 🔊 | No | 1:38 | 1/9/2022 | |
| 358 | Sweetie | 🔊 | Sarah-Violet Bliss | No? [3] | 2:03 | 1/16/2022 |
| 359 | An Angel at My Table | 🔊 | Dana Stevens | No | 1:56 | 1/23/2022 |
| 360 | The Piano | 🔊 | Esther Zuckerman | The Guarantor | 2:44 | 1/30/2022 |
| 361 | The Portrait of a Lady | 🔊 | Marie Bardi | Um? | 2:13 | 2/6/2022 |
| 362 | Holy Smoke! | 🔊 | Kyle Buchanan | 2:07 | 2/13/2022 | |
| 363 | In the Cut | 🔊 | Jourdain Searles | idk but a huge bounce | 2:20 | 2/20/2022 |
| 364 | Bright Star | 🔊 | Fran Hoepfner | 2:18 | 2/27/2022 | |
| 365 | The Power of the Dog | 🔊 | Richard Lawson | No | 2:24 | 3/6/2022 |
| Special Features | ||||||
| SF128 | Top of the Lake | 🔊 | Sonia Saraiya | 2:01 | 2/11/2022 | |
| SF132 | Top of the Lake: China Girl | 🔊 | Alan Sepinwall | Sorta? | 1:55 | 3/11/2022 |
Ranking Her Filmography[]
At the conclusion of the miniseries, the Blankies rankings will compiled from a voting thread found on the r/Blankies sub-reddit. [4] Given the amount of peen in Campion's filmography, they planned on rating all the penises (but didn't).
| Rank | Griffin | David | Blankies |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Power of the Dog | Bright Star | |
| 2 | The Piano | The Piano | |
| 3 | Bright Star | In the Cut | |
| 4 | An Angel at My Table | The Power of the Dog | |
| 5 | In the Cut | Sweetie | |
| 6 | Sweetie | An Angel at My Table | |
| 7 | Holy Smoke! | Holy Smoke! | |
| 8 | The Portrait of a Lady | The Portrait of a Lady | |
| 9 | Two Friends | Two Friends |
References[]
- ↑ @blankcheckpod, In 2022, we're going CAMPING, Twitter. Retrieved January 7, 2022.
- ↑ u/heretodraw. I drew cartoons of all of Jane Campion's films. reddit. Retrieved on March 8, 2022.
- ↑ An argument can be made that this is an artistic blank check that she made early knowing she wouldn't be able to do it later.
- ↑ u/mi-16evil. What's your Jane Campion ranking?. Reddit. Retrieved on June 13, 2022.
