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The Podcastiano is a miniseries covering the films of Jane Campion beginning in January 2022.


The two friends are going Camping! Perhaps the most cursรจd series art to date, wherein Griffin has the most possible Little Stinker energy. The series promises to be the most peen heavy of any director they've covered!

Campion appeared in March Madness 2021 as the number 4 seed in David's bracket. She beat The Archers in the first round and Karyn Kusama in the second but was knocked out by Wong Kar-Wai in the third.

The series was preceded by They Podcast on the films of John Carpenter. It is followed by Podcast Me to Hell on the films of Sam Raimi.

Milestones and Ephemera[]


# Title Audio Guest(s) Blank Check? Length Date
357 Two Friends ๐Ÿ”Š No 1:38 1/9/2022
358 Sweetie ๐Ÿ”Š Sarah-Violet Bliss No? [3] 2:03 1/16/2022
359 An Angel at My Table ๐Ÿ”Š Dana Stevens No 1:56 1/23/2022
360 The Piano ๐Ÿ”Š Esther Zuckerman The Guarantor 2:44 1/30/2022
361 The Portrait of a Lady ๐Ÿ”Š Marie Bardi Um? 2:13 2/6/2022
362 Holy Smoke! ๐Ÿ”Š Kyle Buchanan 2:07 2/13/2022
363 In the Cut ๐Ÿ”Š Jourdain Searles idk but a huge bounce 2:20 2/20/2022
364 Bright Star ๐Ÿ”Š Fran Hoepfner 2:18 2/27/2022
365 The Power of the Dog ๐Ÿ”Š Richard Lawson No 2:24 3/6/2022
Special Features
SF128 Top of the Lake ๐Ÿ”Š Sonia Saraiya 2:01 2/11/2022
SF132 Top of the Lake: China Girl ๐Ÿ”Š Alan Sepinwall Sorta? 1:55 3/11/2022

Ranking Her Filmography[]

At the conclusion of the miniseries, the Blankies rankings will compiled from a voting thread found on the r/Blankies sub-reddit. [4] Given the amount of peen in Campion's filmography, they planned on rating all the penises (but didn't).

Rank Griffin David Blankies
1 The Power of the Dog Bright Star
2 The Piano The Piano
3 Bright Star In the Cut
4 An Angel at My Table The Power of the Dog
5 In the Cut Sweetie
6 Sweetie An Angel at My Table
7 Holy Smoke! Holy Smoke!
8 The Portrait of a Lady The Portrait of a Lady
9 Two Friends Two Friends


  1. โ†‘ @blankcheckpod, In 2022, we're going CAMPING, Twitter. Retrieved January 7, 2022.
  2. โ†‘ u/heretodraw. I drew cartoons of all of Jane Campion's films. reddit. Retrieved on March 8, 2022.
  3. โ†‘ An argument can be made that this is an artistic blank check that she made early knowing she wouldn't be able to do it later.
  4. โ†‘ u/mi-16evil. What's your Jane Campion ranking?. Reddit. Retrieved on June 13, 2022.